today, i was presented with a choice…

ifidontjust:

siddharthasmama:

knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

• pay my $54 phone bill or
• i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

lmfaoooo, the struggle is real!

welp. LOL

textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop