June 2013
- Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
- Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
shampoo for my real friends
real poo for my sham friends
This will be my senior quote
May 2013
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
this is beautiful
Sex is real and it is out there
whats Mozart doing right now?
decomposing
WHEN U SEE UR TEACHERS IN RANDOM PLACES
you mean like when you just open a box of cereal and find your geography teacher nestled in amongst your corn flakes or when you look out the window and your science teacher is just sat on the swing set in your neighbour’s garden
yeah
WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUNE STARTS IN 2 DAYS IT WAS DECEMBER 2 HOURS AGO
OMFG SO MY BROTHER IS GAY AND EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY KNOWS EXCEPT OUR PARENTS SO TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THE HANGOVER AND MY MOM AND ALL MY SISTERS WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE’D HAVE SEX WITH WITH BRADLEY COOPER AND MY BROTHER GOES “so would I” AND THEN “oh yeah I like boys guys surprise” IM STILL LAUGHING
dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it
I WILL FOREVER PRONOUNCE IT WITH THE “G” THE “J” CAN FUCK OFF
i am so ashamed of how long it took me to realise london tipton was a mockery of paris hilton
so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’
SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF
how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things the entire universe
having followers who don’t interact with you is like hosting a party but spending the whole time standing in the corner alone while everyone else is having a good time
Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
works for me
OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT
OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BREAD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
I… I would use a reaction image but…
I don’t think there is one for this…
are u ok america
we have not been okay in a long time
not since canada sent bieber over
