May 2012
- mom: what are you doing on the computer
- me: nothing
- *14738473423 tabs open*
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
lets play “which download link is the real one”
So there's this girl. She's beautiful, amazing and has a great personality.
And guess what? She’s reading this now.
Tumblr makes California and New York look like the only states in the fucking country
…wait. are you saying there are others?
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
- dog: every snack you make
- dog: every meal you bake
- dog: every bite you take
- dog: i'll be watching you
- no one: FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
today, i was presented with a choice...
i had $54.
i could either…
- pay my $54 phone bill or
- i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
lmfaoooo, the struggle is real!
welp. LOL
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
